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The Most Extraordinary Life of Professor Snuggles

Sep. 19th, 2010 | 10:36 pm

Title: The Most Extraordinary Life of Professor Snuggles
Fandom: Inception
Disclaimer: Nothing here belongs to me.
Rating: Like... PG.
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Wordcount: 3013
Warnings: slash & swearing. Also a slightly voyeuristic teddy bear.
Notes: It seems my thing is taking ridiculous fluffly crack!fic and making it srs bsns, like my envelope!Jensen/stamp!Jared fic of absurdness. Which is why I just wrote 3k of slashfic from the POV of a slightly gay teddy bear named Professor Snuggles.
Summary: From the kink meme, the prompt was: <i>Eames discovers Arthur's teddy bear/security blanket from when he was a child. Adorableness ensues.</i> I just sort of took it and ran with it.
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The Envelope!Jensen/Stamp!Jared Untitled Fic

Mar. 8th, 2010 | 10:14 pm

Title: The Envelope!Jensen/Stamp!Jared Untitled Fic
Rating: PG? I mean, it's about an envelope and a stamp getting it on, so.
Warnings: Graphic depictions of stamp-on-envelope sex, second hand embarrassment, and Chad Michael Murray.
Summary: Jensen is an envelope, Jared is a stamp. Epic, star-crossed, doomed love ensues. Also, crack and way more angst than the premise deserves.
A/N: Look, this is an AU where the CW kiddies are office supplies. Don't take it too seriously, and also forgive me for taking crack and making it srs bsns angst. Also, this was inspired by some hilarious prompts over on aldehyde  's page, so really I can't be blamed for this.
ALSO -- when I thought of "stamp" I thought of a rubber ink stamp, not a postage stamp. So keep that in mind for various stamp-anatomy musings or whatever.

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Fic: "Barnacles, Jared Padalecki, and Other 'Clingy' Things"

Jan. 1st, 2010 | 04:55 am

Title: Barnacles, Jared Padalecki, and Other 'Clingy' Things
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~1750
Author’s Note: Written for spn_j2_xmas exchange. Based on the prompt: Jared/Jensen; slow easy slide from friendship to sex. It's a college AU.
Summary: Barnacles are Jensen Ackles' least favorite arthropod.

 

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"The Heavens Themselves" : A Fanmix for Ianto Jones

Jul. 13th, 2009 | 04:34 pm


Under the cut is a fanmix made in reaction to "Children of Earth."
While there are no direct spoilers, the mood, titles of songs, and lyrics in the songs are potentially spoilery.




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The Blessed and the Damned [part two]

Apr. 5th, 2009 | 12:59 am

Title: The Blessed and the Damned
Author: catalinacat 
Disclaimer: Nothing here belongs to me.
Rating: PG-13
Genre/Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Wordcount: 3819 (both parts)
Warnings: slash & swearing
Notes: This was written for the deancastiel fic exchange! (Yeah, that one that ended forever and a day ago. So I'm a little behind on posting...). rivermud  wanted a fic using Big Bad Voodoo Daddy's "Big and Bad" lyrics as a prompt. Also, a million thanks to shu0chan for the last minute beta work!
Summary: You can't believe he's saying this. It feels so unreal, so surreal, to imagine that this is going to be over before it ever really got the chance to begin. That this Angel who has been in your life for one year, three months, and three days is leaving soon. That he won't be popping into your motel room without warning, scaring the shit out of you but all the while putting together the pieces of your heart that's been breaking since you were four years old.

Note 2: continued from Part 1 found here

 



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The Blessed and the Damned

Apr. 5th, 2009 | 12:55 am

Title: The Blessed and the Damned
Author: catalinacat 
Disclaimer: Nothing here belongs to me.
Rating: PG-13
Genre/Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Wordcount: 3819 (both parts)
Warnings: slash & swearing
Notes: This was written for the deancastiel fic exchange! (Yeah, that one that ended forever and a day ago. So I'm a little behind on posting...). rivermud wanted a fic using Big Bad Voodoo Daddy's "Big and Bad" lyrics as a prompt. Also, a million thanks to shu0chan for the last minute beta work!
Summary: You can't believe he's saying this. It feels so unreal, so surreal, to imagine that this is going to be over before it ever really got the chance to begin. That this Angel who has been in your life for one year, three months, and three days is leaving soon. That he won't be popping into your motel room without warning, scaring the shit out of you but all the while putting together the pieces of your heart that's been breaking since you were four years old.

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7Spells

Jan. 26th, 2009 | 09:13 pm

So all the way back in... MAY I signed up for a prompt challenge 7Spells
The basic idea is that you get seven prompts and pick a character/pairing that you're unfamiliar with, never written before, etc.
So I chose Tom Riddle/Voldemort because I had never written anything about him.
And I just now finished - yes, it took me that many months to finally get seven 100 word ficlets done. Sigh.

So, here are seven unrelated drabbles about Tom Riddle/Voldemort.
They're all at different points in his life, and I suppose you could look at them as if they're all the same version of Tom, but they can be read separately as well.

Title: A Broken Hallelujah drabble series
Character: Tom Riddle/Voldemort
Prompt: all listed below the cut
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 100 x 7
Summary: Tom Riddle, Lord Voldemort, and every sad step in between.
Author's Note: Title of series comes from Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah." The first drabble is more experimental then the others, so please give it a chance :)

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On A Cold, Clear, Winter Day

Jan. 6th, 2009 | 11:01 pm

Title: On A Cold, Clear, Winter Day
Author: catalinacat
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: from redismycolour . An excerpt from The Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
Summary:
In fact, he had given himself a pat on the back more than once, metaphorically speaking of course, for his ability to keep a grip on things that would send most people to the loony house - or at least the supermarket for a jumbo sized tub of Ben & Jerry's followed by a good long cry.
Warnings: AU from Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang.
A/N: This is for Day Six of redismycolour. It's part of the same AU verse "Life's A Circus" that was started with the first prompt :)




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I've Got Love To Keep Me Warm

Jan. 5th, 2009 | 10:24 pm

Title: I've Got Love To Keep Me Warm
Author: catalinacat
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, Jack/Gwen-ish, Gwen/Rhys
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: from redismycolour. Lyrics from the song "Winter Weather" by Benny Goodman & Peggy Lee
Summary:
How could she be so blind as to not see what was right in front of her? She was a bloody fool.
Warnings: AU from Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang.
A/N: This is for Day Five of redismycolour. It's part of the same AU verse "Life's A Circus" that was started with the first prompt :)




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Mea Culpa

Jan. 4th, 2009 | 09:33 pm

Title: Mea Culpa
Author: catalinacat 
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, Jack/Gwen-ish
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: from redismycolour . Picture of a snow storm.
Summary:
It's my fault, it's my fault, it's my fault.
Warnings: AU from Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. Basically, Jack came back in time to shoot the blow fish, but the blow fish was independent, so no John Hart. At least, not for now... ;)
A/N: This is for Day Four of redismycolour . It's part of the same AU verse "Life's A Circus" that was started with the first prompt :)


 

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